Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (video game)/Transcript

• Wallace: Looks like we're going to have our work cut out. It says the town's overrun with pests... and they're eating everything in sight! Anti-Pesto Humane Pest Control. How can I help? It's Lady Torrington. She says that the hall has a major festation. Don't worry, m'lady. We'll be over in two shakes of rabbit's tail! Oh! Looks like the fortune teller's had some misfortune. We'd better lend her a hand. Shame you didn't see that pothole coming, Madam Winnie Bago! But we'll get you to the vegetable show in time. Come on, Gromit, shift a paw!
• Madam Winnie Bago: Much obliged, Mr. Wallace. I'm sure. And as one good turn deserves another, let me see what the future holds for you and your canine companion... I see... Rabbits! Lots of them. And by the light of the moon... I see one particularly large and ravenous rabbit! So watch your step in the battle with the pests, lest you unleash powers you can't control. Oh and one one thing. Beware crossing the path... of a tall dark stranger!
• Victor: Can I help you?
• Wallace: Actually we're here to help you. We're Anti-Pesto.
• Victor: Anti-Pesto? Yes I've heard of you - humane pest control? Namby-pampy nonsense! Only one way to deal with pests. And that's shoot 'em. Shoot 'em where it hurts.
• Lady Torrington: Victor! That's quite enough about shooting. You know my views on that.
• Victor: Of course, of course! Goodness, how well you look today. You're positively glowing with wealth - I mean, dipping with health.
• Lady Torrington: I'd be feeling a great deal better if we had our pest problem under control. They seem to be everywhere. Now you must be Wallace. You're just the man I've been looking for!
• Wallace: And you, Lady Torrington. Are just the sort of client... Whoose califlowers and carrots Anti-Pesto is dedicated to defending!
• Victor: Humane pest control! Stuff and nonsense! Anti-Pesto'll never rid Lady T of her rabbits... or her riches. I'll make sure of that.
• Lady Torrington: (Screams)
• Wallace: Crickey! Even armed with our bungun, Gromit's going to neex extra training to deal with this little lot... First things first, lad. Let's have a quick look around. Righto, Gromit. We'd better have a quick word with Lady Torrington see what she needs doing.
• Lady Torrington: Aah! You're here to help are you? Jolly good. You simply must clear the lawn of rabbits before Victor resorts to more "traditional" methods. They may look innocent. But they're making a frightful mess. Will you help? Excellent! I do hope you can capture them all.
• Wallace: Right, lad! First we need to start the van. A-ha! Any time you need me, just whistle! You can whistle, can't you? "Teamwork" is our watch-word. Let's test our bungun on those rabbits, lad! Oh look! That's a fat one! Perfect for the bungun! Pull against it, Gromit. You'll feel the bungun shaking if you're doing it right! Let's show off our van's full capabilities! Right O. Ha! There she blows. That sound make things easier. Argh! Look sharp! There's another load of rabbits. See if you can chase them towards one of those drains. If you run at them, they'll heard into a group. Slow down and you'll get more control. Now that's what I call fast! Well that seems to be the lot. Looks like Lady Torrington wants a word.
• Lady Torrington: My! That was quick. And they're all safe in there, are they? Here's a little something for your troubles. I have another tiny task for you. The old walled garden has been overrun. And the butler's prize pumpkin is in peril! If you wouldn't mind clearing that area for me, I'd be frightfully pleased.
• Wallace: C'mon, lad! Hop to it! Can't keep a lady waiting! It's round this side of the house. The switch for the gate's here, lad. Dear me. The gate's blocked by that plank. Just jump on that pile of logs - it's the only way over. Bravo! Now, run up to the gate sharpish and give that plank a good whack. Then I can get through. I can't get in until you shift that plank, Gromit. If the Butler's pumpkin's pulverised we'll have failed! Now, last but not least, let's empty our trap next to the butler's pumpkin. Grab hold on the winch and turn it, lad. Crickey! What a lot of bunnies. Don't worry about the smaller vegetables. Just herd the rabbits over to the drain as fast as you can. Right. There must be more rabbits hiding here somewhere... Here comes another bunch of bunnies! Oooh look! I wonder how he got up there? Try shooting the weather vane to get him down. Fire one of those pots up at it, lad. Point the bungun towards the weather vane and shoot it. Cracking shot, lad! Look! Those compost bins are shaking suspiciously. Get yourself on top of the shed - I've got a plan! To get up there you'll have to wall-jump between the two out-buildings. Ha! Well done, lad! Right, those compost bins look as through they could do with shaking up with bit! And get ready lad - you'll have to catch it on the way up. Airblast time! Grand. That looks like the lot. Let's have a word with Lady Torrington.
• Lady Torrington: I knew the humane method was the way for me! Wonderful, wonderful. I must tell my friends how good you are! Here's another of those pretty little cards for your collection. Oh Wallace - may I call you Wallace? You've done such a splendid job, you couldn't do me one more teeny - weeny favour could you? I must send those statues back before anyone sees them - they're simply ghastly! It'd be frightfully handy if you could collect them up. There are six in all.
• Wallace: Look lad. You'd better wall jump up there. Come on boy. I'm sure I saw some back in the walled garden... Ha! Marvelous! There's the next one! Oh! There's no way you're going to get up there lad... I'll have to get it. Let's have a look in the walled garden, shall we? Look at this rickety old door, lad. I'll bet there's something inside... but I'll take both of us to get this open. I'll use me bungun... Oh look. There's one of those ghastly statues. The butler must have hidden it away! Right! That's in the bag. Mmm. Let's tell Lady Torrington we'ev got them all shall we, lad?
• Lady Torrington: Well, you've done it again, Mr. Wallace. I can see you're a man considerable abilities.
• Wallace: Ah... A good day's work time to go home.
• Victor: Preposterous pest controllers! "Anti-Pesto are our last hope. Only they can save the giant vegetable competition.' says Lady Torrington." Ha! We'll see about that! Time to pay Anti-Pesto a visit, Philip. It would be a tragedy if all the bunny-wunnies were accidentally to "escape." Ha! That fluffy-headed filly will soon change her tune. And yours truly, madly, deceitfully will come to the rescue... ...with old faithful! Ha, ha, ha!
• Wallace: Why didn't we think of it before, lad? The solution to all our storage problems. Simply by connecting the Bunyac to the mind-manipulation-o-matic, we can brainwash the bunnies. Once cured of their anti-social veg-ravaging behaviour, the rabbits can be safely released without fear of re-offending. Problem solved! Just a little added lunar power to enhance the mind waves... ...and we can begin. Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg baaad. Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower. Well c'mon, lad, what are you waiting for? Turn on the bunvac. Full suction. Oooh! Aah! It's working Gromit! It's working! Ha! Another 30 minutes brainwashing should suffice. Then we can move on to the conditioning! Ah! Ooooh!... Eeee! Aaargghh! Grooomit! Quick! Switch it off. Get it off! Eee! get it off me, lad! Eeeh, ooooh, eh! Oh. Oh, thanks, lad! Well er... I think I'll turn in. That experiment left me brainwaves feeling distinctly choppy. No snoozy choc for me tonight - carrot juice would be just fine. By 'eck! I had some dreams last night! Oh! Where's our rabbits? And who's taken me mind-o-matic valves? Connect up the bunvac! We'd better get to work, lad. Or Anti-Pesto's name is going to be mud!
• Mr. Caliche: Welcome to my shop. As this is your first time here, let me explain to you how the shop works. On the shelves are many highly desirable items you can buy using the coins you have collected. To examine an item. Walk up to it and press the button. I will tell you all about it. Then choose whether or not you buy it. Items you buy will automatically be available in your greenhouse. When you want to leave the shop. Go to the door and press the button. Would you like me to explain that again? Please feel free to browse many items on sale.
• Wallace: Hello!
• Mrs. Munch: That's grand! A courgette. Oh yes! Nothing like a bit of wild mushroom in me pie! Mmm! That's the cauliflower! Ee! A tasty turnip! That's the lot! Time to get cooking! Here's a card for you!
• Mr. Growbag: Anti-Pesto! Rabbits are running riot in the street! Can you help? I counted 30 rabbits on wallaby street alone! I thought Anti-Pesto was supposed to be controlling the pest population?! Quick! Get rid of 'em while we've still got some greenery left!
• Wallace: Oh dear... The prize pumpkin! What do you think you're doing?
• Mr. Growbag: Well done, Anti-Pesto! Just look at those rabbit-free lawns! Here, take this card as a reward.
• Mr. Windfall: Give us an 'and! What! I hope your dog hasn't left a deposit in my bank! Some of my customers have been keeping their veg in the bank for safe keeping. But I've run out of room! Can you help me move them before they start going rotten? Most kind of you. Use the wheel to sort the cauliflowers and pumpkins into seperate boxes. If you see a rotten one, pull the lever and it'll drop into the garbage. Remember - I'll be watching you carefully! If you get 10 wrong you'll have failed! Good luck!
• Wallace: Right ho. Okay.
• Mr. Windfall: Well I never! Good work! Here's a card for your troubles.
• PC Mackintosh: Hold on! Wahhh! Oh, champion! Here's that reward I promised you.
• Wallace: Careful with that thing!
• Pip Windfall: Would you like to do some football training? Great! All you have to do is hit the marked circles within the time limit! But remember, you can't use that funny gun thing of yours! Well done! Now I'll make it a bit harder! Oh boy! That was impressive! Here's the card then.
• Mrs. Windfall: All these filthy pests! Disgusting! My precious veg are under attack! Please, I need your assistance! Stop those horrid pests damaging my three prize vegetables!
• Wallace: Right you are. Then. Good to see you! Gromit! The prize cauliflower's taking damage! Quick! The prize marrow! Aaiiiee!
• 'Mrs. Windfall: Oh! That must have been a lot of easier than I thought. You don't really deserve this. But here's your card anyway.
• Wallace: Hey! Good day, Mrs. Windfall. I've got it...
• Pip Windfall: I have a football challenge for you! Do you think you can beat me? You do? Hah! N one's ever beaten me! Okay then, here are the rules. Firstly, you must dribble the football around the traffic cones. Don't knock them, or you'll fail! Then you must score a goal past me. Without entering the penalty area. You must do this 3 times in a row to win! Oh, and don't take too long. There's a time limit! Right, let's go! Nice! That's 1 goal! Wow! That's 2 in a row. You just need 1 more! Boy, sir! That was amazing! No-one has ever got 3 in a row before! Here's my last card.
• Wallace: Alright, Young Pip. All work and no play, eh Gromit?
• Mrs. Hedges: Arrgghhh! This has gone too far! The town hall is over-run with rabbits! You simply must do something! Have a look. There are several places around the town hall where I think you'll be able to suck those pests out! Check the revolving doors at the front. And all the open windows on the balcony. ...And at the back! These bunny brains often get stuck in the ventilation system too. Deposit all 15 rabbits in the drain at the back, and I'll give you a card!
• Wallace: You okay, Gromit lad? Right you are, then. Less of that now!
• Mrs. Hedges: Well that's a good day's work! Here's your card. I won't forget this!
• Wallace: Woah! Aow!
• Rex Leaching: I'm the fastest kid in town! Want me to prove it? If you can hit any 10 street lamps quicker than me. I'll give you a card! Eeeee! Arrgghhh! Waahhhh! Aw, you were just lucky! Here. Ow!
• Wallace: Good to see you! Ooo! Oi, geroff! Mr. Leaching!
• Mr. Leaching: Oh dear! Me van's conked out and I need to deliver the barrels to me customers. Can you help? They're too heavy for me to carry! I need to get one barrel to the newsagents. Another to the pub. And Arkwrights wants another.
• Guy: Thanks! About time! Please tell Mr. Leaching not to bring them so late next time!
• 'Wallace: Aaiiiee!
• Mr. Leaching: Eeeee!
• Woman: Wooooo! Ooooo! Ah! A barrel at last. Thanks for the delivery. Do give my regards to Mr. Leaching.
• Woman 2: Thank you! I've been waiting for that barrel all day! Do thank Mr. Leaching - he's such a reliable soul.
• Mr. Leaching: Delivered them all did you? The veg growers association will be delighted! Take this as a thank-you!
• Wallace: Eeee! Ouch! Ow. Stop it!
• Rev Hedges: I didn't see you in church on sunday? Hmm? Do you offer your services freely? My churchyard runneth over with pests! Kindly remove them! Praise be! You have my eternal gratitude! Let this card be your reward!
• Wallace: Good to see you! Good day!
• Back Gardens: Anti-Pesto! boy, it is good to see you! The Back Gardens have been completely over-run! Can you help? I can let you through the first door, but the other one's locked by one of those fancy security devices.
• Wallace: What are we going to do, Gromit? If only I had my toolbox with me!
• Back Gardens: Tool Box, you say? Well I do have a screwdriver... Maybe you can put it to better use? We need you to clear all the rabbits from the gardens - they're running riot again! But whatever you do. You must save the vegetables! Wallace - you'll need to use that screwdriver I gave you to get through the gate. Good luck, chaps!
• Wallace: A quick turn here and a quick turn there... Shoo! Aaaah!
• Back Gardens: Well done! Having seen how smart you are, I hope you'll come back at night and finish the job!
• Wallace: Greetings! Ooooooooo! Stop it this instinct! Morning!
• Mr. Windfall: Look here!
• Wallace: Hello, Mr. Windfall.
• PC Mackintosh: Thank you, you've been a great help. Here's a card.
• Mr. Leaching: Stop that!
• Wallace: Hello, Vicar.
• Rev Hedges: Oh dear, oh dear! I've lost my bottles of holy water... Would you be so kind as to help me retrieve them? That's very kind of you. I dropped 3 bottles of holy water in all. They all rolled down that drain... I think you should go, Wallace. Your experience with the bungun will help if any of the bottles are stuck. Once you've found them, shoot them out and i'll catc them as they come through. Be quick! I have to baptise my broccolli! And don't worry: I will look after your dog! Another job well done! Ow!
• Warden: Ow!! Pack it in! Ah-ha! You've found yourselves a screwdriver. You can open the gate then. It's quite a mess in there... Are you ready to clear the pests? As you can see, our churchyard is over-run with pests! If anyone can clear it. It's Anti-Pesto! Whatever happens, try not to damage Vicar's precious prize vegetables! I wish I could help you more... Aha! Maybe you can put my old brolly to use? Look out for rising hot air. Openign your umbrella over these will carry you upwards. It can also help you to glide to far away platforms. Good luck!
• Wallace: Flying dogs? Whatever next! Don't forget to open the gate so I can get through! Hey! I'll use my bungun... Hoy! I can't do this on my own! Aha! I think we could catapult those rabbits through the wheel! Gromit! The prize leek's under fire! Mind the graves! We wouldn't want the rabbits to burrow into them! Hey! Cut that right now! Whee! Gromit, look at me.
• Warden: Congratulations! You've cleared the churchyard.
• PC Mackintosh: Blast! I've dropped all me notes! Can you help? All the pages have blown out of me notebook! Quick! All that evience'll be lost if the wind takes it! Well done! You deserve a commendation.
• Wallace: Whee! Gromit, look at me! Har, har! Wind power.
• Madam Winnie Bago: Welcome, Wallace! Greetings, Gromit! My crystal ball told me you'd be along eventually.
• Wallace: It did?
• Madam Winnie Bago: Oh yes. It tells me everything. It even tells me you're a dab hand with a screwdriver... and can fix my van!
• Wallace: Hello, Madam Winnie Bago! Ha! There you go.
• Madam Winnie Bago: Excellent work! And for all your endeavors in the battle with the pests. I shall give you another reward. I shall teach you... to turn day into night! Simply use the sundial at your feet. ...And the sun and moon will be yours to command! Stand on that sundial and use it, my dear. Oooh! Do you want to go to night?
• Wallace: Out little bungun's going to be no match for a were-rabbit. To catch a giant beast... We need a giant trap. And I've just the thing! No red-blooded were-rabbit will be able to resist the charms of our Gromit. *Mr. Windfall: Good lord.
• Mrs. Windfall: (Screams)
• Warden: Stop! Halt! Where do you think you're going?
• Wallace: Oh, urgent business. We're off to catch the Were-Rabbit!
• Warden: Oh, right! And what exactly is that on top of your van?
• Wallace: It's a love trap... A were-rabbit lure.
• Warden: Well, it ain't got me excited.
• Wallace: Come on Gromit. Show him what you can do.
• Warden: Well, I can see where you're coming from. You even had me going for a minute and I'm allergic to rabbits!
• Wallace: Great show, boy. Get some practice in before we get to the next one, Gromit!
• Warden: Stop! Just because he let you through. Don't mean I 'Aye to.' You'll have to prove it's worth me opening them heavy doors for you.
• Wallace: Oh, certainly! Take it away, Gromit!
• Warden: Mmm... Not bad. Not bad at all. You'd better get on with it!
• Wallace: Well done, Gromit! Attaboy, Gromit! Ha, ha! How could we possibly fail now? You're a total knockout. Stick around, lad. Should fix back on quite easily...
• Were-Rabbit: (Roars)
• Hutch: Cuppa tea, Chuck?
• Victor: With certain 'modifications' Wallace's mind-o-matic might not be entirely useless after all. It's our dastardly device ready yet? Excellent! Then let fowl play begin! Ha, ha, ha!
• (Chicken transform into Were-chicken)
• Victor: Fiendish! Our first were-chicken! With these devices. We'll create creatures of the night so terrible they'll make the daytime pests look like... like... creatures of the day!
• Madam Winnie Bago: Gromit! Hutch! I've been expecting you. I must tell you that a new menace is aboard. Night-time were-pests, creepy creatures that wander the town when the sun sleeps and the moon is high. But fear not. With my help you can defeat these noctural nasties... and restore Wallace to health! I have seen your future in the stars. One of those devilish devices can be found just up these steps. You must destroy it reclaim the valve from your mind-o-matic. You've done it! Come along now, Old Winnie wants a word.
• Hutch: Whee! Gromit, look at me!
• Madam Winnie Bago: There! I knew you'd do it! Here's your reward... but remember; you have a long and difficult road ahead!
• Rex Leaching: Good job the moon's out. Can you help me? The monsters are after me! Get em off! PLEASE! Hey! Stop it! Ow!
• Hutch: Ha, ha! Huh! Finally met your match! Ha, ha! Ooo!
• Rex Leaching: Thanks. I thought I'd never escape! Here, you can have this card.
• Mr. Windfall: This talk of were-rabbits - it's bad for business. Lady Torrington's asked me to keep the competition trophy safe in my vault. But now it's under threat! Can you help protect it? There's a whole gang trying to pinch it! You can't let a single creature get inside!
• Hutch: Har, har! That's more like it! Hey! Ouch! Lay off lad! Eee! Here we go! Come on, lad!
• Mr. Windfall: Marvelous! Just what I'd have done. Here, have this card!
• Mrs. Windfall: I must speak to the Vicar about arrangements for the vegetable show. Will you escort me to the church? Oh thank you! Lead the way. Ooo! Stop it! Get off!
• Hutch: Ow. Stop it! Once more unto the breach! Huh. Mind where yer pointing that. Here we go!
• Mrs. Windfall: Just stop those horrid creatures! Oh thank you! Very kind! here's a card as a reward!
• Revd Hedges: I was mightily impressed with your work in the churchyard. Perhaps you could help me out with a little rat problem? Now look here. the graveyard is over-run with wererats! You will need to search every last nook and cranny to find them all. Please destroy all 10 of them. Oh, well done. Here's a card.
• Hutch: Careful with that thing!
• Back Gardens: Good job you're back! There's strange sounds coming from the garden! So, are you two brave enough to go in there? Three strange devices have appeared in them gardens! I'll give you a card for each one you destroy. But you'd better be careful! They seem to be affecting the local wildlife in most unusual ways! I hope you're up to the job... Use the were-energy against the device! Whack the battery out!
• Hutch: Ha, ha! Woah!|
• Back Gardens: At last. The townsfolk can tend their veg in peace again. Thank you, Anti-Pesto!
• Hutch: Here we go! Chaaarge! At last, a bit of action! Ooof! Aow! Aargh!
• Wallersey: Off to the seaside hmm? Job not done yet, I see. They need help over at the allotments. You've done so well! I would let you through, but the lock's rusted and I can't get it open! Me mate brought these bolt cutters round, but the doctor said I wasn't to exert myself! Here, take them! They're just cluttering the place up! Stop!
• Hutch: Cut that out right now!
• Revd Hedges: There's a hideous bee infestiton in the square! Can you make these terrible creatures buzz off, yes? Good, good.. There are 3 beehives to be destroyed. And I don't want to see one bee left, you hear?
• Hutch: Hey, lad! That looks like fun! Phew!
• Revd Hedges: Well done! I trust you didn't get stung? Here's a card for your troubles. Ho, ho! That's what I call suction!
• Warden: Ho-ho! Just the job... I see you've got those bolt-cutters. Should get you through that padlock!
• Hutch: Stand aside then, Gromit.
• Warden: Right then. Are you ready to go in there? This place is full of strange creatures that I daren't let anyone else in here! You must find and destroy the source of this strange affliction. Good luck!
• Hutch: Right O. Only one thing'll cut through that! Coming!
• Warden: Oh, well done! You found all 3 diabolical devices! I can let the townsfolk back in to visit their dearly departed again.
• Hutch: Flying dogs? Whatever next! There, now. Less of that now!
• Wallace: Flying dogs? Whatever next!
• Mr. Growbag: people used to come here for a ramble. But, now the forest is over-run with the pests. Any chance you could help me clear it? Lovely! Now, listen... Those rabbits often hand around by the canal.. And I've often found them plundering my garden looking for food! Also, those squirrels are always causing havoc by that old oak tree! You can herd them into the vac-drain near the oak tree. If you can clear enough of 'em. I'll give you a reward!
• Wallace: Aaaah! Aargh!
• Mr. Growbag: If I were 10 year younger I'd 'ave done it myself. Here's your reward. We meet again. Enough!
• Wallace: Bad dog. Less of that now!
• Mr. Caliche: Hey! Eee! well done! Mr. Growbag's chickens have all returned to roost! No need to mention it to him - here's a card for your troubles!
• Mr. Growbag: My generator seems to pack in at night! What am I going to do? I've no power! Could you fix it? I think it might be those beasts that roam around here at night.. You'll find the generator in that cave. Good luck... You'll need it!
• Hutch: Okay, Gromit!
• Mr. Growbag: That's better! Me heater works now. Most appreciated. Here's a card.
• Hutch: Cut that out right now!
• Jasminder: Over here! Alright? Can you help me get back home, mister? thanks! It's dangerous round here! These huge creatures keep jumping out and chasing me. Oi!
• Hutch: Hey! Woah! Humpf!
• Jasminder: Ouch! Eee!
• Hutch: Ooof!
• Jasminder: Thanks for all the help.
• Hutch: Aargh!
• Mr. Growbag: I know just how they should deal with that there so-called were-rabbit. Sorry to keep botherin' you. But all me sheep 'ave escaped! I don't suppose you could round 'em up? Some of Mr. Chaliche's greedy goats are roaming around too. Make sure none of me veggies are hurt! A job well done! Here - you deserve this. Bah. What are you talking to me for?! Ah Anti-Pesto!
• Mrs. Mulch: I've been using Mr. Growbag's garden in secret to grow the apples. We've got to get out of here without old growbag seeing - but the forest is full of strange creatures! Will you help me get back home? There'll be a reward if we get away with it! Wahhh! Arrgghhh! Ouch! Oooo! Aieee!
• Hutch: At last, a bit of action! Mind where yer pointing that. Har! That was a close shave.
• Mrs. Mulch: Thank you... And here's that reward.
• Wallersey: Are you going through now, then?
• Margaret Mulch: The boys won't let me play with them! Someone's stolen my seeds. Will you help me get them back? A sneaky criminal stole my special prize pumpkin seeds and hid them in the town. I tried to follow him secretly, but I keep making too much noise. If you can find where he took my prize seeds and get them back, I'll give you a card.
• Hutch: This sounds like a job for me! I've always been light on me feet! You stay 'ere and look after the young lady, I'll track that thief.
• Margaret Mulch: There he is now! Sshh! You must be quiet. And don't let him get too far ahead of you.
• Guy: Ah! Where did you come from? Ar, I've been caught red handed, or is that green fingered? I couldn't afford my own seeds. So I had to take them from her! I'll make a deal with you - I'll give back the seeds if you don't tell PC Mac. Deal? Okay, fair's fair. You caught me. Here - tell the little irl I'm sorry.
• Margaret Mulch: Oh, you're so clever! Thank you.
• Hutch: Look out! Here I come! Take that! Hey! Cut that out! Ah!
• Rob Blight: I say! Hello, Land Lubbers! Can you help me get my engine gaskets back? They're dotted around the harbour. I'd get them back myself. If it weren't for all them were-creatures. If you can return all my gaskets, I'll make it worth your while.
• Hutch: Here we go! You'll never hit him! That showed them.
• Rob Blight: Well done! Thank you. I can mend my boat's engine now.
• Miss Blight: Welcome to the Grand Pavilion. There's lots of games to play inside. Why not have a go? The games are available today are... I see you fancy your chances at whack-a-mole. The rules are simple. Whack as many moles as you can within the time limit and win a card. The score to beat is 90 points. Best of British! Congratulations! You've beaten the high score. Take this card as your trophy. Would you liek to play this game again?
• Rob Blight: It's a north-westerly today - and breezy with it! My steamer's overrun with were-creatures. Will you help? I was walking around the lower decks gazing at my prize vegetable. When a strange creature jumped out of a barrel. It scared the life out of me... As soon I realize the whole ship was infested. If you can clear away the were-creatures and stop them getting at my veg. I'd be most grateful.
• Hutch: Quick! The prize marrow! Right you are, then. Airblast time! Let me try the screwdriver.
• Rob Blight: Just look how beautiful my veg is in the moonlight. I'll take you back to shore and reward you. Thank you so much. Here's your card. Ooof! Oi! Geroff!
• Revd Hedges: Aaagh! I didn't see you in church on Sunday? Hmm? Oh, thank goodness it's you. I need an escort into town - can you help? I've been trying to each the quarantine gate at the top of the tow for ours now. But every time I move from here. I am attacked by ungodly creatures. If you can help me in my hour of need, I shall reward you generously.
• Hutch: Take that, you brute.
• Revd Hedges: I can't get up there on my own.
• Hutch: You'll have to help me. Come on, lad! Mind where yer pointing that.
• Revd Hedges: Heavens above! Excellent job!
• Hutch: Stop it this instinct!
• Revd Hedges: Pest catchers... And bodyguards to boot! Once again, you've done a fine job, Anti-Pesto.
• Wallace: Flying dogs? Whatever next! Hello! Aaiiee! A job for me, I think! Hoy! Stand clear! Hey, Gromit! Look at me!
• Mr. Dibbler: Albus and his mates have stolen my ornaments! Will you help me get them back? Those little urchins have left them all over wallersey! They were riding those new fangled bunny hopper thinggummies, so I've no hope of getting them myself. Good luck! Well done! These are ever so precious to me. I hope this card is of use. I'm going back to work at the pottery shop now. Feel free to come visit me. I may have some things for you to do!
• Wallace: Hello, Mr. Dibbler.
• Mr. Dibbler: Get off! What do you think you're playing at?! You up for a challenge there could be a prize! Stupidly. I've ordered too many pots for my shop. It's too late to send them back. So I've decided to hold a competiton. Smash all the pots on display within the time limit, and I'll reward you handsomely. That was amazing! As a reward for your "smashing" abilites. Here's your card. Come back and play any time.
• Wallace: Bad dog.
• Mr. Crock: Oi! If I were a few years younger. I'd box your ears! My oh my! Those pests are over-running the veg-b-big nursery! Will you help me get rid of 'em? Great! Every time I turn me back, these pestrs keep pouncing on me prize winners! So you've decided to help, have you? We've got to clear out all the rabbits before they eat all the prize vegetables! Oh no, what's this? We've lost pressure to the vac drains! If you can lock down those hatches, that should fix it.
• Wallace: You close the hatches, I'll lock them down. Okay. Chaaarge!! Finally met your match! Ha, ha! Tally ho! Eee! Ouch! Lay off, lad! Gromit! The prize leek's under fire! Okay, Gromit.
• Mr. Crock: Well done. I can't thank you enough for your help! I hope this card comes in handy. Stop that! Oi! What'd you think you're playing at? The Veg-B-Big Sorter has gone haywire. Will you help? The automatic veg sorters have stopped working so somebody's going to have to do it by hand. You get points for saving the good veg and destroing a bad veg too. Good luck! If you meet the sorting quota here, I'll reward you. Good luck! Superb! I was never good with machinery, me. As promised, here's your reward.
• Wallace: Good day! come on, lad! You're a real natural on that! Look out! Here I come! Ho, ho! That's what I call suction! Har, har! Wind power. Yep.
• Margaret Mulch: Some horrible boys have stolen my favorite dollies. Will you help me get them back? I tried to reach them myself, but I'm too little. Gran'll be calling in for tea soon. So you'll have to be quick if you want this card. If you can't find any of them, just ask me. I'm pretty sure I've seen where those boys put them. Thank you, Anti-Pesto. You're the best-o.
• Wallace: Miss Blight! Har, har! Now that looks like fun! Chaaarge!! Har, har! Wind power. Fine weather! Hey, lad! That looks like fun!
• Alfie Crook: Over here! What's so good about vegetables anyway? Up for a challenge then? You know those distress beacons? I bet I can hit 10 bells before you can! If you beat me, I'll give you my card! I've been practicing against Rex. So you'll have a job keeping up with me. I'm gutted. I can't believe you beat me! Guess I'm gonna to have to practice more! Go on, take the card then.
• Mr. Mulch: Aha! You've found one of my veg-b-big bottles! Come here and I'll tell you how I lost them. Flying dogs? Whatever next!
• Alfie Crook: Rex reckons he's so fast! But he's just a kid! I've got another challenge if you're up for it? Across the ship's deck. There are a number of steam vents. Riding this hopper, you've got to bash them closed against the clock. Miss one out, or run out of time, and it's game over. Wow! I never thought anyone could beat me challenge! Here's the card then! Well, I guess we'd better get back to mainland.
• Wallace: A job for me, I think. Coming!
• Rob Blight: Ahoy there! I knew you could do it! Everything's ship -shape and bristol fashion again.
• Mr. Mulch: Anti-Pesto! Here's your reward. (Don't tell 'er through!)
• Wallace: Hey, Gromit! Look at me! I can handle this!
• Mr. Caliche: Welcome to my shop. Please feel free to browse the many items on sale. Thank you very much. Much obliged, sir. Sold to the gentleman! Please come again!
• Granny Blight: I'm not as young as I used to be. But I can still grow a giant marrow. Do you have time to help a little old lady and her giant marrow? My new-fangled pest detection device hasn't stopped beeping. But with my eyesight, I can't find any of the pests! Remove all my pests and secure them, and I'll give you a small reward.
• Wallace: I've got it...
• Granny Blight: Oh you are wonderful! Thank you so much! This year, I'm going to win the prize now!
• Wallace: Look out! Here I come!
• Allotments: Hello, hello. What have we here then? Right then. You think you're ready to tackle the pest problem in our allotments, do you? Oh dear. It's worse than I thought! Looks like the allotments are completely overrun!
• Wallace: Protect the prize onion!
• Warden: Wow! I wasn't sure if you could do it, but you've cleared the allotments! Please, take this...
• Wallace: Hey, lad! That looks like fun!
• Miss Blight: The duck-shoot's had a makeover but the rules are the same. To win a card, shoot as many targets as you can within the time limit. For a card. The score to beat is 120 points. You're awarded 5 points for each rabbit you hit, but -10 points per vegetable. Do yer worst! Great shooting! Here's your prize.
• Wallace: Hopping time! Fine weather! You're a real natural on that!
• Hutch: Hey, lad! That looks like fun!
• Mr. Dibber: It's a strange old competition this year, and no mistake. Thank goodness you're here! I'm trying to get home. Will you help? I can't think why they'd do such a thing! Maybe it's my new calvin carrot aftershave? If you could escort me home. I'd be ever so grateful - and I'll reard you for your trouble!
• Hutch: Take that you brute!
• Mr. Dibber: Oh, that was close. But hopefully that'll be the end of 'em! Get off! Oi! Well done! I can't thank you enough. I hope this card is of some use. He, he Fine day for vegetables. This is all a bit embarrasing... I seem to have locked meself out! I fitted 3 new locks on my door and hid the keys somewhere safe. I've looked everywhere. But I can't find a single one! Will you help me find them? Oh, thank you! I really appreciate this, you know! You need to look everywhere. Smash the whole blinkin' place up if you have to... just find my keys! Champion! You found my keys! Now I can get inside where it's safe. Have this card wit my thanks!
• Warden: Ah, you came back! Thank goodness! I can only assume you're here to sort out our little problem? Oh, crickey! It's worse than I thought! It's crawling with the weirdest creatures! And what on earth's that!? Tell you what... I've got three cards here. I'll give you one for each of those devices you can get rid of...
• Hutch: Ha, ha! You'll never hit me!
• Warden: Three devices? You're sure that's all there were? Well then, excellent!
• Grimseley: Here! You want to go through there, do you? You'd better get yourselves over to the city farm then, yes?
• Hutch: Hey, lad! That looks like fun! Ooof!
• Mrs. Crock: There are strange noises coming from inside the factory. Can you investigate? And while you're in there, find the five hidden generators - they'll help you access all areas. It'll take the two of you to start some of the generators - they're rather old.
• Hutch: All work and no play, huh Gromit? Stand clear! I'll us me Bungun... On me way! All hands to battle stations. Look out! Here I come!
• Mrs. Crook: Thank goodness those horrid things have gone. Take this card as a reward! Now that the factory's working again, will you help me feed my vegetables? Thank you. Here's what I need you to do. The supply pipes are blocked, and you'll need to clear them. Once you've done that, the supplies need to be redirected to the three different coloured pipes.
• Wallace: It's not what they designed for, but it works like a treat! Coming!
• Mrs. Crook: Hey! Ow! What a relief!
• Wallace: Hey! I'll use me bungun...
• Mr. Dibbler: Hello, Anti-Pesto! I've dropped me keys again. Can you help me look for them? I was supposed to be watching these 'orrible vases for the wife. Perhaps my keys fell in? Arghhh! Oh, sorry! They were in my pcoket all along! Thanks for clearing out the mess though. Here's a card for your trouble.
• Wallace: It's not what they designed for, but it works a treat! Hello, Mr. Caliche.
• Mr. Caliche: Over here! Wahhh! This is an emergency rabbit situation! Will you help? The roof of the nearby factory is hopping with rabbits! And one of the fat blighters has got itself stuck in the ventilation system! The factory is overheating! There will be total meltdown if we don't act quickly! If you seal 10 ventilation outlets, the pressure will make our furry friend pop out like a cork. Smash down on them using your bunny hopper. That should do the trick!
• Wallace: You're a real natural on that!
• Mr. Caliche: Well done! The factory is saved!
• Wallace: Mrs. Girdling. Hello, Mr. Growbag.
• Mr. Growbag: Bah. What you talking to me for?!
• Mrs. Crook: I think Victor might have the right idea.
• Ms. Thrip: It's awful. Just awful. This quarantine isn't helping anyone.
• Wallace: Ms. Thrip.
• PC Mackintosh: Anti-Pesto! I've got a problem. Will you help? People have been trying to grow their veg behind the terrace here. But recently, I've been getting reports that your so-called security devices have been going haywire!
• Wallace: Protect the prize onion! Got out of a tight spot there, and no mistake.
• PC Mackintosh: What's that you've found, eh? I'd better investigate further.
• Jasminder: I was supposed to be looking after the goats, but they've escaped. Can you help me? Please don't leave me. If you can find all seven, no-one will even know they were missing!
• Wallace: Hey, Gromit! Look at me!
• Jasminder: Thanks for that. Here's your card.
• Warden: The old town farm has been-over with pests. Can you help? Before you start. Take a look at these funnels I found! I you fit them to your bunguns, you should be able to suck up ropes and chains! Right then. You'll have to round up and remove all the rabbits... But the escaped sheep and returned to their pens.
• Wallace: Ho, ho! That's what I call suction! Ow. Stop it!
• Warden: You did a great job! Thanks, Anti-Pesto! You bagged every one of the blighters! Excellent! Come back soon. I'm sure those veg munching vermin will!
• Mr. Growbag: I know just how they should deal with that so-called were-rabbit. Blast! I've dropped me prize pumpkin seeds and they've blown away. Can you help? You must collect all the seeds before the wind blows away for ever. Clever! Thank you, Anti-Pesto, take this as a reward.
• Mr. Leaching: Anti-Pesto! Can you help me with a pest problem? Clear the pests from me scrapyard and I'll be ever so grateful!
• Wallace: It's not what they were designed for, but it works a treat!
• Mr. Leaching: Thanks for clearing the pests, but now I've got even bigger problems!
• Warden: Are you ready to handle those pests? Even though the factory's been sealed, those vegetable munchers have found their way inside! And how the sheep got in, I'll never know!
• Wallace: Oh dear... The prize pumpkin! Okay.
• Warden: You've saved the factory's veg! The workers will be overjoyed! Oh, please, come back later and help us again! Thank you, Anti-Pesto!
• Mr. Leaching: My scrapyard's been invaded y strange creatures. Can you clear them out? Good luck, and be careful!
• Hutch: Ah! That showed them.
• Mr. Leaching: Looks like you've got rid of all the creatures. Here, take this.
• PC Mackintosh: Ah! Anti-Pesto! If you ask me, that device you found on the terraces came from the old factory. Great stuff! My informants tell me you should take the monorail into the factory.
• Hutch: Finally met your match! Geronimo! I'll get the lever! Heave ho! This could get messy. Oh! They won't be troubling us again!
• PC Mackintosh: Well done, lads! This factory won't be turning out these mechanical monstrosities any more. Here's a card for all your hard graft.
• Mr. Leaching: Oh, no! I've put me week's takings in the safe and forgotten the combination. Can you help? I've three safes at the yard. Hope you have more luck with them!
• Wallace: A quick turn here and a quick turn there... There, now. Ha! There you go.
• Mr. Leaching: Thank you so much Anti-Pesto! Here's a reward!
• PC Mackintosh: Miss Crock asked me to escort her prize pumpkin to the station ready for the competition, but I'll need some help! You'll have to pick it up from her factory and follow the road to the station. Watch out for anything suspicious along the way.
• Hutch: Got out of that tight spot there, and no mistake.
• Mrs. Crock: Haven't you got more important things to be doing?
• PC Mackintosh: Good day, Miss Crock! We're here to escort your pumpkin!
• Mrs Crock: Ooh, thank you PC Mac! I've loaded the pumpkin onto my new protopad here. It's fully automated, so as long as you stay close by it won't get lost!
• PC Mackintosh: It's getting late, I'd better go collect the station master!
• Hutch: Oh dear... the prize pumpkin! Ooo! Hey! Cut that out!
• PC Maskintosh: We made it - well done! Take this card as a reward.
• Warden: Anti-Pesto! Am I ever glad to see you - can you help? The creatures have gone wild! These strange objects have been turning the local animals into ferocious creatures! They've been hidden cunningly around the farm, but I'm sure you'll find them! As a thank you, for each one you destroy I'll give you a card.
• Hutch: Let me try the boltcutters. Job well done, lad! You'll never hit me!
• Warden: Wow. Hey - you did it! I can't thank you enough! The kids can visit the farm again in peace. Thank you. Lady torrington requests your presence at thall. Best not keep a lady waiting.
• Hutch: Flying dogs? Whatever next!
• Warden: I heard strange sounds and saw odd lights, so I bravely stayed outside to warn passers-by! But you look like you can handle yourself. Care to investigate the source of the disturbance? I've seen these devices around the factory... They appear to be altering all the creatures that have got in. You must destroy them to free the factory from this blight! Congratulations on your tremendous victory! All cleared! The factory will work once more. My, somebody's special! Lady Torrington wants to see you at the hall right away. You sure want to go to Wallersey?
• Hutch: Ouch! Ow. Stop it! Eee! What do you think you're doing? Here we go!
• Warden: Are you ready to go through?
• Mr. Mulch: Oh, no, I've scattered me seeds! Can you help? Quick! Collect all 100 of my seeds before the wind blows 'em away! I say! Well done! You deserve a card.
• Wallace: Good to see you! Great bouncing, Gromit!
• Warden: Well, good to see you're keeping busy. But there's still more to do at the fete! you off to help?
• Victor: So, tell me. How is the quest to catch the were-rabbit? Has Anti-Pesto 'delivered'? Or are your veg still in mortal danger?
• Lady Torrington: I fear they are, Victor. The beast is still at large. Very large, according to the Vicar.
• Victor: Oh I am sorry. With the contest starting too soon, perhaps it's time... ...to try 'traditional methods'?
• Lady Torrington: Oh, Victor. Yes. I'm afraid I think it is.
• Victor: Excelelnt! Now don't you worry about the were-rabbit. Thanks to my extraordinary tracking skills. I know just where to find him. I mean 'it'.
• Lady Torrington: Can you help me, Mr. Wallace? The gardens are full of pests! The maze and topiary court are overrun, and the vegetable show is nearly upon us! You simply must collect all the pests and protect my prie vegetables too. I've turned the fountain off. But I'm afraid you'll have to remove the statue and open the old drain yourself. Oh, and watch out for Victor. He's terribly sweet, but he's a bit out of sorts today. The rear gardens aren't open to the public, so you'll have to ask the man at the food tent to let you through.
• Victor: Humane pest control? Namby pamby nonsense!
• Wallace: Ah, that must be the statue. Come on lad... A few good whacks with the bungun'll get rid of it.
• Lady Torrington: My heroes! I do hope Victor hasn't too much of a pest! I'm going to the woods. But I'd like a word with you later.
• Victor: Stop shilly-shallying around and shoot them where it hurts! Pah! Don't give me "humane methods"! The old ways are still the best. The only prize turnips around here are you two!
• Mr. Caliche: Arrgghhh! We won't mention the chicken incident! You look like crack shot. Fancy a challenge? Well done, sir! You need to beat the top score of 100 at the fete shoot-out. Oh my goodness! What a display, sir, congratulations!
• Wallace: Hello, Mr. Caliche. Hello, Madam Winnie Bago!
• Mr. Burroughs: Oh, Lady Torrington will be pleased!
• Guy: Ah, can you help? Lady Torrington reckons that I've made the cocoanut shy too hard! Are you interested in trying? Oh, Lady Torrington will be pleased! She was sure it was too hard.
• Lady Torrington: The wood are full of pests? Can you help? The woods are full of squirrels, but I can't have the little darlings here with the show about to start! If Victor gets involved, I know he'll do something ghastly! I want them dealt with humanely. I'm afraid the gates to the wood are locked and Victor has lost the keys. But I'm sure you'll manage.
• Wallace: Only one thing'll cut through that! Tally ho! Hoy! Hey! Cut that out!
• Lady Torrington: Mr. Wallace. You really are marvellous! Here's your well-earned reward.
• Mr. Dibber: I've spotted a rare turquoise tree-hugger butterfly in the woods! Will you help me catch it? Great! I'll wait at the entrance with a net. You scare it towards me and I'll bag the little beauty! Mind you don't harm it though! They're ever so delicate!
• Warden: Well, good to see you're keeping busy. But there's still more to do at the fete! You're off to help?
• Mme Winnie Bago: I have seen your future in the stars. When the planets are aligned. Then it will be time.
• Ms. Thrip: Oh my! Whatever shall I do? Lady Torrington gave me this card to fetch her seeds from the grocer's. But there was a hole in the bag and they're floating all over the place! Can you help? I'll give you her card... Hurry up then!
• Mr. Growbag: Having a break from hunting the were-rabbit, eh? Well give us and 'and then. Those pesky rabbits have got into my basket balloons. They gnawed right through the cables so some are now floating around the vegetable competition. The only thing is to burst the balloons and then get rid of those rabbits. I couldn't have done that without your help. Here's your card.
• Lady Torrington: Terrible, terribble. With the were-rabbit on the loose, the vegetable contest might have to be cancelled! And that would never do. The grounds are being over-run by hideous beasts! Can you help us, Anti-Pesto? These creatures must be removed... or we can't open to the public. Oh, you are so brave! Good luck, Anti-Pesto! Good show Take this as a token of my gratitude. Oh Anti-Pesto, I'm rather in need some protection. Will you help me? I do so enjoy strolling round my gardens to check on my vegetables. But with the goings-on, I simply haven't dared. I feel quite safe with Anti-Pesto at my side. Come along now.
• Hutch: Gerimino. Come on, lad! Protect the prize onion! Finally met your match! Ha, ha!
• Lady Torrington: Ouch! Good heavens! Anti-Pesto!
• Hutch: Come on, you scoundrel.
• Lady Torrington: Jolly good show! Bravo, Anti-Pesto!
• Hutch: Once more unto the breach! Come on, lad! Here we go! Hoy! Oi, Geroff! Ooof! Mind where yer pointing that.
• Jasminder: I heard you did Pip's football challenge. Well, this is another league! Do you want to try? Great! Just kick the balls through the holes with the lights on before the time runs out. Wow! That was quite something... here's your card.
• Mme Winnie Bago: Remember! Once the vegetable contest starts. There will be no turning back! You wish the competition to start?
• Mr. Growbag: It's not natural that cucumber, bless my soul isn't it!
• Mr. Dibber: And that onion's making me cry from here!
• Mrs. Mulch: Out the way, you lot. Winner coming through!
• Mr. Caliche: Agh! Mrs. Mulch, you're bending my bindi!
• Guy: Oh! I've never seen one so big an' juicy!
• Woman: Bike pumps! That's been pumped!
• PC Mackintosh: Mind now! No shoving! You'll all get a chance to see the vegetables if you wait yer turn.
• Victor: Stand back, everyone! It's here! And it's hungry!
• Woman: It's the beast!
• Guy: The beast!
• Victor: Come to Uncle Victor... That's a good rabbit... It's off to bunny heaven for you, big ears! Got you now you blighter!
• Hutch: Gromit! The prize cauliflower's taking damage! Har, har! Now that's handy!
• Lady Torrington: I don't think you'll find him in the chippendale!
• Woman: It's the beast!
• Lady Torrington: Ah! It's back!
• Victor: Dash it! I need more golden bullets! Give me that!
• Lady Torrington: No Victor! What are you doing?
• Victor: Give it to me!
• Lady Torrington: You don't need it!
• Victor: I rather think I do!
• Lady Torrington: ah! The golden carrot belings in the show!
• Victor: The golden carrot belongs in the were-rabbit. Wh...
• Lady Torrington: Ooooh! Put me down!
• Guy: After it!
• Mr. Caliche: It’s getting away!
• Were-Rabbit: (Roars)
• Victor: I'm going up there after them! (to Philip) Make sure I'm not followed.
• Lady Torrington: Aaarrrggghhh! Wallace? B...but I don't understand!
• (Victor arrives)
• Victor: You don't need to understand, Campanula. Get your hairy mitts of my future wife, you big brute!
• Lady Torrington: No Victor, you musn't shoot. It's...
• Victor: An extremely dangerous animal, my love! Now stand aside!
• Lady Torrington: No Victor, you don't understand, no, the hunt is off! We made a terrible mistake!
• Victor: Oh no! You comissioned me to rid you of pesto, and that's just what I intend to do! Oops!
• Lady Torrington: Pesto?
• Victor: Eeer. Pest. I meant pest!
• Lady Torrington: You're worse than a hunter. You're a murderer!
• Victor: Alllllright. So what if it is that blithering idiot? No-one will ever believe you! And a hunter always get his prey! Say your prayers, big-ears!
• Were-Rabbit: (Coughs)
• (Were-Rabbit transform back into Wallace)
• Victor: Ah! Robbed at the final blow.
• Lady Torrington: Never mind! Take that instead, baldy!
• Victor: (Screams)
• Victor: What the...?
• Woman: It's the beast!
• Guy: After it!
• Victor: No... No... Philip.... Philip! Aaarrgghh!
• Mr. Growbag: Hear how he roars!
• Lady Torrington: And goodbye Victor Quartermaine!
• Wallace: You can't beat cheese on toast for tea, eh lad? And it's good to have me appetite back... ...not to mention all me extermines restored to regulation size! Thank goodness Hutch could fix my mind-o-matic. And he's much better off back with hus bunny chums. Though what we'll do with then all I haven't the foggiest idea. Perhaps we could have a grand day out... and release them in the next country! What'd you reckon lad? Oh. Lady Torrington. Hello. What a pleasant surprise. Er... Will you stay for cheese?
• Lady Torrington: Oh no thank you. I'm a vegan.
• Wallace: Oh.
• Lady Torrington: I've decided to present the golden carrot award to your little dog... ...for his brave and splendid marrow. Congragulations... lad!
• Wallace: Well done, Gromit! When it comes to veg you certainly know yer onions. And yer giant marrows of course.
• PC Mackintosh: Evening all!
• Wallace: Oh! Hello, PC Mac!
• PC Mackintosh: I've come to present Anti-Pesto with the... Ahem... West Wallaby Bravery Award... ... Er... Awarded in recognition of dedication above and beyond the call of duty in the field of humane pest control. Basically we're dead cuffed wit that you've done for the town. Dead chuffed!
• Wallace: Much obliged I'm sure. Thank you. Will you stay for some cheese?
• PC Maskintosh: Oh all right! Just this once... Is it Wensleydale by chance?