• Piella Bakewell: (walking)
  • Bert: Ernie? Ernie? Ernie? ERNIIEE!!!!
  • Piella Bakewell: OUCH!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!!! HE YELLED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wallace: Eh?
  • Piella Bakewell: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP AND HE YELLED AT ME WALLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wallace: BERT, HOW DARE YOU YELLED AT PIELLA'S EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bert: SHE'S NAUGHTY ANYWAYS, I HATE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wallace and Lady Tottington: (both gasp)
  • Lady Tottington: You're. A. MONSTER!!!!!!
  • Wallace: Yeah! You insulted Piella, and we wouldn't yell at you if you've yelled at Piella!
  • Bert: Pish, posh! You guys are monsters, anyway!
  • Everyone: (all gasp)
  • Sweetie Belle: BERT, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
  • Ernie: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LISTENED TO YOU, BERT! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
  • Horrid Henry: WHAT THE HECK YOU STARING AT, BERT?
  • Misty: You're a monster, Bert!
  • Steve: BERT'S STUPID!!!!!
  • Henry Mouseling: I agree with you, Steve!
  • Fifi Forget Not: Yeah! HATE HIM!
  • Bert: But, guys, I didn't mean...
  • Everyone: WHATEVER, BERT! YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME, BUT YOU KEPT YELLING AT PEOPLE, INCLUDING ERNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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