A Matter of Loaf and Death/Transcript

• [the baker puts dough on wood, grabbing a rolling pin, grabbing the hat]
• Baker: Oh, it's you. Eh? No!
• [the rolling pin hits the baker, putting glasses on the back, then the title card appears, then Gromit looks at a newspaper, hearing an alarm clock, pressing a button, with megaphones spinning around, buzzing, then Gromit fills a water balloon, putting on a windmill, saying, "Wallace & Gromit's TRADITIONAL BAKERY"]
• Wallace: Lovely cheese.
• [Gromit hits the windmill, with the water balloon falling on Wallace]
• Wallace: I could just wash it down with nice...
• [the water balloon falls on Wallace]
• Wallace: I was just coming, lad.
• [Gromit takes the bread out, pulling the lever]
• Wallace: Up away, Gromit! [slides down, putting pants on] With you in a jiffy! [slides down] Tally-ho.
• [Gromit continues riding down, then Wallace continues sliding down]
• Wallace: Oh, no!
• [Gromit moves the slide down]
• Wallace: Thanks, lad!
• [the hand touches Wallace, then Gromit puts bread in, closing the door, saying, "Dough to Door DELIVERY", rising a hat]
• Wallace: Fill 'er up, lad!
• [Gromit presses the tea button, driving out of the garage, drinking tea]
• Wallace: Ah. Lovely cuppa, Gromit! But, a slightly diesel-y aftertaste, perhaps? How's the breakfast going on?
• [Gromit puts toast on the plate]
• Wallace: Well done, lad. [looks at a toast] Very well done! [eats toast] Thanks, chuck! Whoa! Oh, dear.
• [Gromit puts his hat up]
• Wallace: Another baker, battered with his own rolling pin. Would you credit it? Still, looking on the bright side, I suppose it means business for us, eh, Gromit? We're on a roll, lad!
• [Gromit goes inside the shop, then Wallace throws bread at the door at 83, then Gromit throws a bread at the door at 9, throwing bread in the mailbox at 25, throwing bread in the mailbox at 72, throwing bread in the mailbox at 118]
• Wallace: Good day's work, lad. We're bang on... [looks at Piella and Fluffles] ...target. [throws bread at the woman, looking at Piella and Fluffles]
• [Piella rides in the sky, winking, hearing a bike ringing]
• Piella: Coo-ey!
• Wallace: Gromit! Did you see who that was?
• Piella: Help! Help!
• Wallace: She's in trouble!
• [the van stops, then Piella tries to stop the bike, going faster]
• Piella: Ooh, help! Argh!
• [the van drives to Piella, trying to stop the bike, going faster]
• Wallace: Here, Gromit. Take the wheel.
• Piella: Help! Help!
• [Gromit puts the wheel in the van, then Wallace leaps on the bike]
• Wallace: Don't fret, madam! Teacakes, lad. The wholemeal fruit, on me knees!
• [Gromit throws cookies at Wallace, deflating on the bike]
• Wallace: I should have tried the granary rolls.
• [they all go in the zoo]
• Wallace: Oh, 'eck! [looks at a sign, saying, "DO NOT FEED THE CROCODILES"]
• [the bike bumps on the wall, then they fall down, saving Piella, withe Fluffles falling down, then Gromit saves Fluffles, then Gromit climbs up]
• Wallace: Oh. Oh, dear. All you all right, Miss Madam?
• Piella: Oh, I do apologize!
• Wallace: Oh! It's an honor to be of help.