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  • [the mobile spins around, with Wallace sleeping in a bed, wobbling the table, with a knife falling down, then the title card appears, then cut to Gromit knitting, wobbling the table, with a yarn falling down, with a truck driving in, hearing a sheep, with Gromit knitting, getting out, with Preston looking in the mirror, then Shaun goes inside, then getting out of a truck, putting a hand on his arm, putting him back in, then the Shaun goes inside the house, then zoom to a sign, saying, "WALLACE & GROMIT'S WASH 'N' GO WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE Telephone: 2143", then the truck continues driving, then Gromit pours tea, looking at a newspaper, hearing a buzzer, saying, "Breakfast"]
  • Wallace: Porridge today, Gromit! Tuesday.
  • [Gromit pulls lever down]
  • Wallace: Geronimo! [slides down, putting pants on, sitting on a chair, putting sleeves on, raising his hands up, putting his shirt on, popping his head out]
  • [Gromit presses a button, landing in a bowl, hearing a boing, grabbing a bowl, shooting at the bowl] Wallace: Huh? [then the porridge continues shooting at Wallace]
  • Wallace: Huh?! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, oh no! Oh, Calm dow… Ow! Turn it off! Ow! Turn it off! Ah! Oh! Mumm!
  • [the porridge continues shooting at Wallace, turning off the porridge shooter, then Wallace covers in porridge, then Gromit looks at the cord]
  • Wallace: Um. Mice, do you think?
  • [Gromit looks around]
  • Wallace: I think I'll have my own porridge.
  • [Gromit puts the cord down, walking to a plant]
  • Wallace: [grabs a box, dumping it out] Well, I'll be... [looks at a cheese] Have you been peckish during the night? Only someone's been at me cheese.
  • [the sheep walks by Gromit, eating a plant, hearing a snap, looking at a leaf]
  • Wallace: [off screen] Well, I don't know.
  • [Gromit walks by Wallace]
  • Wallace: There's something very fishy going on. [looks at a newspaper] Huh?! Do you think we should get the pest control people in? [hears a telephone ringing, grabbing the phone, calling it] Hello? Wallace and Gromit's Wash'n'Go Window Cleaning Service. May we be of assistance?
  • Wendolene: Yes. My windows need a jolly good clean. The wool shop in the High Street. As soon as you can.
  • [Gromit pulls a lever down]
  • Wallace: On our way, madam!
  • [the phone lands back down on a telephone, sliding Wallace, putting shoes, sliding down, putting a helmet on, grabbing a bucket and sponge, putting overalls on, going on a motorcycle, then Gromit goes in a motorcycle, then putting a ladder on a motorcycle, then the shoe pumps the motorcycle, then they ride down, flipping the sign around, saying, "GO", grabbing a ladder, looking at Preston, walking away, then Gromit uses a bungee cord to grab a bucket, and a sponge, then Wallace looks at the sheep juggling yarn, looking at Wendolene, waving at Wallace, then Gromit washes the window]
  • Wallace: Need wool, don't you, lad?
  • [Gromit washes the window]
  • Wendolene: Thank you for coming so quickly.
  • [Preston looks at a newspaper]
  • Wallace: Hmm. [grabs a yarn, with yarn falling down] Oh, dear!
  • Wendolene: Oh, allow me. Please.
  • Wallace: [off screen] Oh, I'm sorry! I'll soon have these cleared up.
  • [Gromit washes the window]
  • Wallace: It's no trouble. Oh, how embarrassing.
  • Wendolene: This is Preston, my dog.
  • Wallace: All right, pooch?
  • [Wendolene picks her yarn up]
  • Wallace: [off screen] Won't take a minute.
  • [they both put hands on the yarn, then Preston walks outside]
  • Wallace: Well, I...
  • Wendolene: What was it you wanted?
  • Wallace: I, um, mmm.
  • [Preston looks around, walking in]
  • Wendolene: Ramsbottom, Wendolene Ramsbottom.
  • Wallace: Oh, charming. I'm Wallace, the windows. Is this place yours?
  • Wendolene: Mmm, my father left it to me. Along with his debts, and a few other things. He was an inventor.
  • Wallace: Never! Well, I do a bit of myself.
  • Wendolene: Oh?
  • [zooms in a newspaper, saying, "The Telegruff EVEN MORE SHEEP RUSTLING!"]
  • Wallace: I see they haven't caught those sheep rustlers yet. Still, you've got plenty of wool, eh?
  • Wendolene: Your dog's waiting.
  • Wallace: Aye, I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee. [takes the yarns to Wendolene]
  • Wendolene: Oh, they're spanking. You've done a grand job. Windows our are speciality. [walks to the door, bumping it]
  • [cut to Preston, walking by the sign, saying, "WEST WALLABY STREET", taking the soft one out of the door, sniffing it, then they arrive at Preston, then Preston opens the door, going inside]
  • Wallace: [off screen] Let's get that kettle on. [looks around] Good grief! What's all this?! Burglars?! Thieves?!
  • [Gromit hears a clunk]
  • Wallace: Oh, what a mess!
  • [Gromit opens a door, then Shaun eats the bone]
  • Wallace: [off screen] I've never seen anything like it. [walks to Gromit] Heavens above, Gromit! Look at this!
  • [Gromit walks to Shaun]
  • Wallace: The little chap must be really hungry. Come over here, lad. No need to be sheepish. [takes Sean] We'll have to get you cleaned up. [walks down to the basement, putting a Shaun inside] There. Nothing to fret over. [presses the buttons] Just a quick shampoo. We've tested on this Gromit, haven't we, lad?
  • [Gromit nods, pressing the buttons, switching to wash]
  • Wallace: Right! Off we go, then. [pressing a button, cleaning Shaun]
  • [Preston looks at Wallace, cleaning Shaun, then Gromit looks hearing a buzzing noise, saying, "FAULT", switching to light shave, pressing the buttons, banging on the machine]
  • Wallace: [off screen] Oh, 'eck!
  • [the blower sucks Shaun in the pipe, zooming at the sign, saying, "AUTO-DRY"]
  • Wallace: Oh! Do something, Gromit!
  • [Shaun goes in the knit-o-matic, saying, "WALLACE'S KNIT-O-MATIC"]
  • Wallace: Oh, it's too late, now!
  • [the razors whir]
  • Wallace: Oh! Turn it off, Gromit! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, dear!
  • [the knits make a shirt, raising his hands up, putting a shirt on his face]
  • Wallace: Oh, brilliant, Gromit! Smashing, this! A bit tight here and there.
  • [the knit-o-matic pushes Shaun out of the machine, then Wallace takes his shirt off of his face]
  • Wallace: Ah, he looks okay to me. We'll call him "Shaun", eh? Come on, Shaun!
  • [Gromit hears a grate squaking, walking down, then Preston looks around, walking upstairs, closing the door, then Preston walks out, looking at a paper, saying, "WALLACE'S KNIT-O-MATIC", taking his paper, then cut to Gromit, reading a newspaper, then Shaun rips the newspaper, eating the paper, taking the cheese, Wallace picks up a cracker]
  • Wallace: Gromit? Erm… You know we're doing the clock tomorrow...?
  • [the suds squirts at Gromit]
  • Wallace: Sorry, Gromit! That was a bit thick!
  • [Gromit shakes the porridge off, then Wallace shoots the suds again]
  • Wallace: Back in a tick, Gromit. Won't be long.
  • [Shaun walks to Wallace]
  • Wallace: Just I'd pop in...
  • [Preston looks at Gromit, then Shaun walks in a gate]
  • Wendolene: Tell me about windows.
  • Wallace: Well, it's only temporary, you understand.
  • Wendolene: Oh, really?
  • Wallace: Oh, yes, I'm inventing, mostly. Only...
  • Wendolene: What sort of inventions?
  • Wallace: Well, sort of...
  • Wendolene: Daddy would love to have met you. [sighing] Poor Daddy.
  • [Gromit continues washing the window, hearing Shaun, climbing up, looking at Shaun, then Preston takes a picture of Gromit and Shaun, sliding down]
  • Wallace: Of all the women I've met... Erm…
  • [Gromit walks to a door]
  • Wallace: Not that there have been many, you understand...
  • [Gromit opens a door, dropping a can, looking at a can, saying, "PRESTON'S DOG FOOD", looking at a face, breaking apart, hearing Shaun, walking down] Wallace: [off screen] So you see...'
  • Wallace: What I'm trying to say, in a manner of speaking, is...
  • [Gromit walks to the truck, pulling a lever, opening a door, then the sheep run out of the truck]
  • Wallace: ...of all the ladies I've met... You... Erm…
  • [Wendolene lets go of Wallace, carrying him] Oh! Ow! Same time next week? [lets go of a ladder]
  • [cut to Gromit, looking at Shaun, untying a rope, then Preston pulls a lever, with Shaun getting out, then Gromit looks at Shaun, falling down, looking at the truck]
  • Wallace: [reading a newspaper] Caught bang to rights you were. You've really let us down this time, lad. [looks at the sheep, tearing a newspaper] Hey, give over! Shoo! Shoo! Go on with you! [opens a door, looking at Wendolene]
  • Wendolene: I'm sorry about this.
  • Wallace: Erm… For what?
  • Wendolene: Nothing. Just stay away from me, from my shop and my silly, silly windows.
  • Wallace: Erm.. Well, I...
  • Wendolene: Forget me. I'm no good for you. [walks away by Wallace] I'm so sorry about Gromit. [walks away by Wallace, sobbing]
  • Wallace: Bye.
  • [the sheep eats the rope, cutting it, with Wallace falling down, with the sheep falling down, raising his arms up, he didn't put a shirt on, then grabbing a newspaper off Shaun, looking at it]
  • Wallace: Oh, Gromit...
  • [they look at a newspaper]
  • Wallace: Oh, Gromit!
  • [they all look at a newspaper sadly]
  • Wallace: Oh, Gromit!
  • [they all look at a picture frame, then cut to Gromit, reading a book, giving a bowl to Gromit, and a present to Gromit, closing the door, opening a present, looking at a box with sheep, saying, "5000 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE", putting the box down, sniffling, then Gromit puts the pieces together, looking at the puzzle, saying, "FRIDAY NIGHT 8pm BE READY A FRIEND", then looking at the notepad, saying, "FRIDAY 17", grabbing a clock, then Shaun looks at Gromit, cutting the poles, grabbing on the sheep]
  • Wallace: Oh Brilliant teamwork, lads! At the... [slips on a soap] Oh! Ahh! [then the sheep fall on Wallace] I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh? You'll be hunted down like...
  • [the sheep eat the grass]
  • Wallace: ...well, a dog.
  • [the truck drives in, then Wendolene appears]
  • Wallace: Wendo....
  • [Gromit puts a hand on Wallace's mouth, then Wendolene blows a whistle, then Preston walks down, then the sheep walk in the truck, looking at Shaun, then Gromit pushes Wallace, then Sean twitches, growling]
  • Wendolene: [hits Preston] Stop it. Stop it, Preston!
  • [Preston grabs a cane, then Wallace and Gromit hide in a scarecrow]
  • Wendolene: I won't no more of this rustling! It wasn't so bad when it was just the wool, but this is evil!
  • [Preston breaks the cane]
  • Wendolene: Daddy didn't create you for this! You're supposed to protect me!
  • [Preston throws Shaun inside, closing the door]
  • Wendolene: Let me out! You won't turn me into dogmeat!
  • Wallace: Dog meat?!
  • Wendolene: Help!
  • Wallace: Don't worry, Wendolene!
  • [they both ride down]
  • Wallace: I'm on my way!
  • [they both ride down]
  • Wallace: We've lost them!
  • [they both continue riding down, then looking at a truck driving] Wallace: Ahh! [then the truck touches the motorcycle] Wallace: Oh!
  • Wallace: We're at maximum speed! She won't go any faster!
  • [Gromit climbs up a ladder, grabbing the electrical wires, then the nail continues wobbling, looking at the nail falling apart]
  • Wallace: Oh, 'eck!
  • [Gromit drives by a sign, breaking apart, looking at the sign, saying, "DANGER 2000 ft DROP", falling down, pressing the buttons, forming an airplane, pulling the levers, flying up]
  • Wendolene: [off screen] Wallace, help me!
  • Wallace: Don't worry, Wendolene! Everything's under control. [grabs a lever, pulling it down, falling down, with Shaun walking down]
  • Wendolene: [off screen] Be careful, Shaun!
  • Wallace: Hey, steady on! Single file! Oh! Oh! Single file, I said!
  • [the sheep ride on a motorcycle, with Wallace going up]
  • Wallace: Oh! Get yourselves organized down there!
  • [Gromit looks at Wallace and the sheep, and the truck, aiming it, putting glasses on, looking at the box, saying, "THICK PORRIDGE MIX", flying by Wallace]
  • Wallace: Huh?! Watch out, lads!
  • [they all duck, then they all go inside] Wallace: Oh no! ahh! [Preston looks at Gromit in the mirror, shooting porridge at the mirror, shooting porridge at the truck, pressing a button, closing the window, shooting porridge inside, then Gromit pulls the levers up, then the truck drives by the sign, pressing a button, opening the walls, then Gromit continues flying, then cut to Wallace and Wendolene and the sheep]
  • Wallace: Where did you get that from? That's my machine! [looks at a sign, saying, "PRESTON'S KNIT-O-MATIC"] I've got patent pending on that!
  • [they all go inside the tub, then Shaun gets out, squeezing them, pulling the blower]
  • Wendolene: Help! Oh, Shaun Help!
  • Wallace: Where's Gromit?!
  • [cut back to Gromit, flying around, putting the gun back in]
  • Wendolene: Shaun, do something!
  • Wallace: Ow!
  • [Shaun pushes the levers down, looking at tower blinking, saying, "PRESTON'S DOG FOODS", then Gromit takes his pilot hat off, flying in, pressing the button, flying in, then pressing the green button, flying out, then flying in the bricks, breaking the wings, taking the gun out, shooting at Preston]
  • Wallace: Attaboy, Gromit!
  • [the porridge gun shoots at Wallace, then he continues shooting at Preston, pushing Preston, spinning around, flying Gromit up on the top, then Shaun pulls the rope, with Wallace getting out, sucking Preston, then they walk backward, flying in the knit-o-matic, then Shaun walks down, then Gromit selects close shave, winking]
  • Wallace: Well done, Gromit! That'll teach him!
  • [the knit-o-matic makes a shirt, with Preston bumping around, taking out razors]
  • Wendolene: He's malfunctioning!
  • Wallace: Mal-what?
  • Wendolene: Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyber-dog!
  • Wallace: Cyber-what?
  • Wendolene: A robot!
  • [an arm pops out]
  • Wendolene: Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil!
  • [the Preston robot appears, then they gasp, then Shaun twitches, walking to Shaun, then Gromit grabs Shaun, roaring, then they all scream, then putting a shirt on Preston robot, pulling a lever up] Wallace: Huh?
  • Wallace: Ah! It's a sheep-mincing thing! Now that's clever! [Gromit whistles to Wallace] Wallace: Huh?'
  • [Gromit swings down to the Preston robot, then they duck ] Wallace: Ow! Gromit 'knocks the Preston robot, tearing his shirt, looking at the spikes, Wallace pulling a lever, then Gromit try's runs away, but the Preston robot try's to grab Gromit]
  • Wendolene: Do something, Wallace!
  • [Wallace presses a button, then they slide down, then they continue running, like a treadmill, then Shaun swings down]
  • Wendolene: Duck!
  • Wallace: Where? Ow! [ducks by Shaun, knocking Preston robot into the spikes, poking his eyes out, then they fall down, then Shaun looks at them, bleating] By 'eck! I thought we were all for the can them!
  • [the parts go in the can, closing the top from the machine, then Wallace rings the doorbell]
  • Wendolene: I couldn't pass by without saying thank you. [presses the buttons] He's just like he's used to be.
  • Wallace: Oh, don't mention it. [takes a newspaper] Thanks, pooch. Give me a shout if he goes wrong again.
  • Wendolene: You're very kind.
  • Wallace: Well, why don't you come in? We were just about to have some cheese.
  • Wendolene: Oh, no, not cheese. Sorry. It brings me out in a rash. Can't stand the stuff.
  • Wallace: [gulps] Not even Wensleydale?
  • Wendolene: Got to be on our way. Come on, Preston. [presses the buttons, walking down, patting him] Goodbye... [hears a door closing] ...chuck. [walks away]
  • Wallace: What's wrong with Wensleydale?
  • [Gromit looks at a newspaper]
  • Wallace: Talking for which, all the more for us and not a sheep to worry us! [grabs a handle, revealing Shaun, eating cheese] Get off me cheese! Get off! Get off! Gromit! Gromit! Go for him! Gromit! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Get off will you! Oh! Oh dear!
  • [the screen irises on Shaun, gulping]
  • Wallace: Go on! Sho… Sho… Shoo off!
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